Perverts like us really enjoy thinking up new ways to reel in unsuspecting fuck-meat. One surefire way to get these boys' attention is the prospect of quick and easy cash.

When we saw this posh totty in a local park, looking every inch a snooty Prince Harry lookalike, we thought of the ideal story to spin him.

Telling him he could earn bags of money as a celebrity lookalike was enough to convince the naive twat to follow us to an unknown location for some 'portfolio snapshots'. Oh dear...

Did this vain little fucker really think we'd taken him to a grimy disused bathroom for portfolio snaps? The ginger straightboy is easily conned into getting his shirt off to reveal his stunning physique and sixpack.

He thinks he's going to get money, women and fame. What he isn't expecting, however, is a nasty assault - he's handcuffed, throttled and threatened, and his head is shoved into the filthy urinal as we unceremoniously yank down his pants to pry into his virgin arsehole.

Andre's pale skin is easily marked - the slightest slap leaves a stinging print, and the clamps make his pristine pink nipples an angry, painful red. The threat of more nipple torment, along with our torrent of verbal , is enough to numb him into silent, terrified .