If you want to get your hands on some prime athlete's arse then this has got to be the best cover story. Since failing to TAKE a dope test, let alone failing one, can harm a young sprinter's career we guessed that whoever we picked on would be too spooked to question our authority. Better still I know for a fact that the urine samples must be given while the athlete is totally naked AND being witnessed by officials. We slipped into the guise of a couple of cunts really easily and watch how easily it works, even convincing these 2 suspicious lads that we ambushed while they were training.

I worry for Marcus if this is the way he responds to authority. He cops a nasty attitude from the start, argumentative and resistant. Eventually we order him to strip down and provide the required urine sample. Then I take a chance and introduce bondage. Once again the straight immediately thinks it's a joke when I start playing with his nips and Jake gropes his arse. They really have no idea that blokes like us exist! Watch on his face how firstly he thinks it must be some sort of candid-camera wind up then later on he wonders if we're gangsters getting him back from some unknown misdemeanor. No Marcus, there's no other motive. We just want to strip you, humiliate you, and FUCK you. Good enough reason for ya?!